Seraph Chronicles

你那么爱她

John Barrowman & Ruthie Henshall - “Anything You Can Do”

Panic! at the Disco - I Write Sins Not Tragedies

Line Rider

If you thought sleighing was fun, wait till you go line riding on Line Rider! Set the course for your poor harless line rider and then let him at it at the path you have laden for him to ride on. Will he survive? do amazing stunts? or just crash and burn? It’s all up to your creative drawing and plotting of the most fun filled and challenging line. You can make him do stunts like riding on his nose, doing the loop the loop or just trap him in an infinite loop like I did(well not really infinite as he eventually managed to break free and fall to his impending doom. All of this fun and you would think it was on some games website, but no, it’s on devianart of all places, it seems there are more than just art over there. So if you are feeling a little bored and want a little laugh and adventure, just head on over for some line riding fun and action at http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/40255643/. So hang on tight and enjoy the ride!

This is what I call ‘Nosing’, riding the line on the nose of your sleigh, or line rider, or whatever it’s called.

This is the loop, quite a feat there ol’ line rider pal.

Another one of those daring loops, whatever you do, don’t look up!

This is the ‘infinite’ loop, poor line rider just gets hyperactive and keeps jumping around till he gets bored and escapes through the small hole in the wall.

公式 (E=MC2)

公式 (E=MC2)：
1、人=吃饭+睡觉+上班+玩
2、猪=吃饭+睡觉

把2代入1：人=猪+上班+玩；
两边各减去玩：人-玩=猪+上班
结论：不懂玩的人=会上班的猪

The UV man

The UV Man as named, the poor dude is lacking some color here, will post one with textures painted in later, oh then I can’t call him the UV Man anymore, since he has colors painted on already. Haha, oh well, this guy is the product of going through a set of gnomon video tutorials, sweet, my first low poly model. Had to start somewhere sometime, somehow his face turned out to look a bit like Arnold Schwaznagger, believe me, that was not intended at all, but well kinda cool though. Now let’s see, who shall I model next……

Core 2 has landed

Core 2 has landed!! Ya it’s old news, the damn thing was launced like two months ago, but well for me it has just landed, straight from US to the shores of Penang, Malaysia. This is the first time I bought something off the internet, and it ain’t some small and cheap accessory, luckily it arrived in one piece, haha call me paranoid but I think it’s normal for first time online purchasers. The packaging of the Core 2 Duo is just gorgeous, nice metal textured box makes the whole package looks high tech and stylish. Now that the brain of the computer has arrived, I can start hunting for the rest of the body to house this baby.

Ah yes let’s not forget this baby as well, the graphics card, got this baby from US of A as well, last I checked no local vendors are carrying it yet, though it’s not the top of the line card but I’m pretty much happy with it. In fact this is even more expensive than the brain of my new rig, scary ain’t it, and the packaging to my opinion is not as classy as the cheaper priced ‘brain’ either. For a 2k+ graphics card you’d expect some cool games or accessories to come together with it right? Sad to say though that workstation class cards only give you what’s necessary to start working on it, and thus this big box only contains the drivers CD, two dvi converters and the card itself, even the manual is not printed out for you! Talk about a rip off, hope the performance lives up to the price they charge. We’ll just have to see how it pairs up with Intel’s latest processor.

Getting anxious to getting my new rig up and running, and the price of ram just had to rise at this time, talk about bad luck. Should I wait for prices to drop and for my components to age or should I just shell out the few hundred bucks to get it up running as soon as possible? Then there’s the issue of motherboards, which brand and model should I get, currently have two boards in mind, but still considering which to get between the Asus P5B Deluxe or the Gigabyte DQ6. I’m leaning more towards the Gigabyte board though, but I’ve never used a Gigabyte board before, which brings about the insecurity of it’s quality over Asus which I’ve been using for my past two rigs without a problem, and they’re still running nicely. Anyhow, here’s the stuff I’ve got so far, just the ‘brain’ and the ‘eye’(can the graphics card be considered as the eye of the computer or should that be the monitor?) and the rest hoping to get by next week, hope they have stocks.

Logik, sial

A World Bank development official went into a kampung to help the residents improve economically.

He immediately felt the reason for the poverty was clear when he saw Mat lounging under a tree.

“Why aren’t you working?” he asked.

“Work for what?” replied Mat.

World Bank Official: “So you can have an income!”

Mat: “For what?”

World Bank Official: “So you can start saving!”

Mat: “For what?”

World Bank Official: “So you don’t have to work any more!”

Mat looked at him, puzzled, and said: “I’m not working now.”

Stick ’em up

(Contributed by Terrence Tan)

Three men, Ah Beng, a Chinese, Ah Neh, an Indian, and Ah Mat, a Malay, were all sentenced to terms of life imprisonment for armed robbery.

Upon reaching the prison, the chief warden told them, “Since you are going to be here for a very long time, you can bring into the cell whatever you wish. Just tell me and I’ll try to fulfil it.”

So Ah Beng asked for a lifetime supply of cigarettes so he could drown his sorrows in smoke.

Ah Neh asked for a set of the Encyclopaedia Brittanica as he wanted to study his remaining life away, having never passed his PSLE.

Ah Mat, however, asked for a lifetime supply of tampons.

The warden was puzzled and asked, “What do you need tampons for?”

Ah Mat replied: “You never hear, is it? With tampons, you can go running, cycling, swimming……”

Anyhow Whack

(Contributed by Roland)

Once there was a kampung, and the village headman was very concerned about the poor economic performance of the Malay community. So he commissioned a professor of sociology to study all the communities of the village to discover the cause.

After much study, the professor finally reported back to the headman.

“Well, it looks like the economic problems all stem from the drumbeats of each community,” said the professor.

“Eh? What you talking?” replied the headman.

“You see, the Malay word for ‘profit’ is ‘untong’. And it so happens that the Chinese drumbeat is UNTONG … UNTONG … UNTONG, UNTONG, UNTONG!!”

“I see, so of course they make lots of money! And what about the Indians?”

“Well, the Indians don’t make that much money, so their drumbeat is SIKIT SIKIT UNTONG, SIKIT SIKIT UNTONG.”

“And the Malays?”

“Unfortunately, it’s TAK UNTONG, TAK UNTONG, TAK UNTONG …”