Anyhow Whack
(Contributed by Roland)
Once there was a kampung, and the village headman was very concerned about the poor economic performance of the Malay community. So he commissioned a professor of sociology to study all the communities of the village to discover the cause.
After much study, the professor finally reported back to the headman.
“Well, it looks like the economic problems all stem from the drumbeats of each community,” said the professor.
“Eh? What you talking?” replied the headman.
“You see, the Malay word for ‘profit’ is ‘untong’. And it so happens that the Chinese drumbeat is UNTONG … UNTONG … UNTONG, UNTONG, UNTONG!!”
“I see, so of course they make lots of money! And what about the Indians?”
“Well, the Indians don’t make that much money, so their drumbeat is SIKIT SIKIT UNTONG, SIKIT SIKIT UNTONG.”
“And the Malays?”
“Unfortunately, it’s TAK UNTONG, TAK UNTONG, TAK UNTONG …”
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