Stick ’em up
(Contributed by Terrence Tan)
Three men, Ah Beng, a Chinese, Ah Neh, an Indian, and Ah Mat, a Malay, were all sentenced to terms of life imprisonment for armed robbery.
Upon reaching the prison, the chief warden told them, “Since you are going to be here for a very long time, you can bring into the cell whatever you wish. Just tell me and I’ll try to fulfil it.”
So Ah Beng asked for a lifetime supply of cigarettes so he could drown his sorrows in smoke.
Ah Neh asked for a set of the Encyclopaedia Brittanica as he wanted to study his remaining life away, having never passed his PSLE.
Ah Mat, however, asked for a lifetime supply of tampons.
The warden was puzzled and asked, “What do you need tampons for?”
Ah Mat replied: “You never hear, is it? With tampons, you can go running, cycling, swimming……”
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