Seraph Chronicles

Sayang Sayang - Altimet (Featuring Mawar Berduri)

sayang sayang aduhai sayang
adik bingung bertambah runsing
hendakku buang terasa sayang
sudah menjadi darah dan daging (2x)

aku bertemu dia sewaktu usiaku enam
pabila suria hidupku mula terbenam
dan kemana ku pergi dia ada disisi
seperti guru dia mengajaku berdikari
berkembang tiga saudaranya irama abangnya nada
semuanya datang darinya
memperluaskan cara ku memandang dunia
dari pekara yang jijik ke paling mulia
bersorak lantang atau bersopan santun
sesuai dengan imej nya semasa berpantun
kupinta janjinya jangan kita berakhir
dia tersenyum bila menjawab sambil bersyair

sayang sayang aduhai sayang
adik bingung bertambah runsing
hendakku buang terasa sayang
sudah menjadi darah dan daging (2x)

terus ke waktuku belia
persahabatan kita teguh terlihatlah air dan mulia
temannya bernama M.C ku diperkenalkan
yang berteman dengan mike yang ingin berkenalan
mereka berperang mengaju kata
bukan senjata,bukan senketa
hanya pendeta dan pendekar pena
bertukar kata susun rapi
seakan batu bata membina arca
untuk telinga bukanya mata
ku punya pilihan untuk menjadi mereka
mata melihat masa depan kini dan sejarah
dan sambil aku bersantai di pangkuannya
baruku sedar sifat dirinya yang sebenar

sayang sayang aduhai sayang
adik bingung bertambah runsing
hendakku buang terasa sayang
udah menjadi darah dan daging (2x)

sebabkan keluarga,kawan-kawan tak bersefahaman
tidak bersetuju bila cintaku berarah ke situ
kenal mereka tak mahu memerhati
yang istimewa pada dia yang menarik hati
jadiah orang sendiri
jangan terperangkap begini
tapi biarlah aku mengambil haluan ini
hanya dia namakan aku M.C
kami bertiga anggota yang akan kekal buat selamanya

kalau tuan memancing pintu
daun dedap di dalam perigi
kalau tuan kata ai begitu
alangkah sedap didalam hati

jadi kami terus bersama tanpa menghiraukan
pandangan meraka,peduli apa dirisaukan
dan hanya kerananya ku berjalan berani
namanya musik sehingga kini kami serasi

sayang sayang aduhai sayang
adik bingung bertambah runsing
hendakku bunag terasa sayang
sudah menjadi darah dan daging (2x)

Charged for raping

A couple went fishing at a lake in their boat…
The husband likes fishing…
whilst the wife preferred reading.
After fishing for a few hours the husband decided to take a nap
and so he put his fishing gear in his boat…
The wife however, just continued reading…

All of a sudden, the lake guard approached the couple’s boat and said “Good morning Madam, what might you be doing?”

“Reading!!” she answered, in her heart she thought “are you blind? Can’t you see I’m reading?”

“Well actually you’re in a no fishing zone” the guard said.

“But I’m not fishing!!, I’m just reading”

“However I see that you have the TOOLS for it… so I must bring you to the station for a summon…”

“If you bring me there… I’ll charge you of rape…” the lady bellowed.

“But I’ve never even touched you Madam…!!” the guard answered curiously.

“Yes that’s true… but You have the TOOLS for it.”

New 7 Wonders of The World

Have you visited the 7 Wonders of The World yet? Well if not then you can start visiting as there’s now a new 7. Let us all welcome the New 7 Wonders of The World! Some are returning wonders from the previous seven, others are new, do you know which are the new ones? There are no rankings for these 7 Wonders, and are presented in no particular order. Image courtesy of The New7Wonders organization:

The New 7 Wonders of The World

Here’s a list of all the 7 Wonders to date:

Didakwa Merogol

Sepasang suami isteri pergi memancing dgn perahumereka disebuah tasik..
Si suami lebih suka memancing…
manakala si isteri pula lebih suka membaca saja.
Ketika sudah memancing beberapa jam si suami memutuskan untuk tidur
sejenak dan meletakkan alat pancingnya didalam perahunya.. Si isteri
pula terus
dengan tabiat membacanya..

Tiba-tiba datang seorang penjaga tasik dgn botnya dan menghampiri perahu
pasangan tersebut dan berkata “Selamat pagi Puan.. apa yg sedang Anda
lakukan??”

“Membaca !!” Jawab wanita itu.. dalam hatinya berkata..”buta ke tak
nampak aku membaca..”

“Sebenarnya Anda berada di kawasan yg
dilarangmemancing” kata penjaga tasik

“Tapi saya tidak memancing..!!! Saya hanya membaca”

“Tapi saya nampak Anda memiliki PERALATAN untuk itu…jadi saya mesti
membawa Anda ke pejabat kami untuk di denda…”

“Kalau Anda membawa saya ke sana.. saya akan mendakwa anda

melakukan jenayah rogol…” tengking wanita itu

” Tapi saya tidak menyentuh Puan… !!” balas penjaga tasik kehairanan

“Ya… itu betul.. tapi Anda ada PERALATAN utk itu.”

C’mon, don’t be so CHEAPSKATE and use waterproof packaging!

It was a nice Sunday morning, peaceful and all, nice cool weather and it was raining, ooops did I say raining? Yeah, and though it would have been a good time to sleep in, I did not, and that’s where it all began, with the arrival of my monthly subscribed GameAxis magazine! What could be better, cozy weather and a new issue of GameAxis to read in the comfort of my room, that’s if the magazine survived the rain that is.

Sadly it did not and this is what I ended up with:

Totally soaked - click to view full size.

What happens when you take a magazine for a bath - click to view full size.

You can see the pages falling out even from behind - click to view full size.

Wet and all stained - click to view full size.

And if that wasn’t bad enough, the magazine was not even thrown into my house, but was left lying outside the main gate of my house,what kind of delivery service is that!? Just leaving it outside waiting for someone else to pick it up or maybe some dog to chew and munch on as some doggy toy? And to note I’ve experienced not receiving the magazine before, I think I know why now, it was probably left outside the gate screaming “Somebody pick me up and take me home already!” and sure enough someone answered the call. Now I know GameAxis is one of the cheapest and value for money magazine, but hey, you guys just increased your cover price this year, and yeah surprise surprise, the packaging got downgraded from a nice white GameAxis plastic bag to some low cost transparent plastic wrapper, and considering that the magazines get delivered on Sundays, I doubt it’s the local Postman, so whatever delivery service you guys are using, it simply sucks, big time, even the newspaper delivery man knows how to ‘throw’ their deliverables inside the recipients house properly without breaking something and keeping it out of rain’s way.

Now, I’d better get a replacement copy for this issue as it’s now a totally unusable clump of paper-mâché, I’m sure the understanding folks at GameAxis will be willing to send another copy for me, let’s see what happens when I call them up on Monday.

I love PayPerPost!

After hearing about the many friends and people who have earned a hefty amount from the Internet, I decided to take the plunge as well and give it a try. I found that most of them are having a good income from PayPerPost, a website that pays bloggers to write reviews about products, services etc. depending on the opportunity available.

I’ve since joined PayPerPost for a few months already, and I’m glad to say that I’ve finally earned my first income from PayPerPost! Though the amount is not much, but it’s a start. What I love about PayPerPost is the many chances given to posties. Why do I say so? Is because of the chances I got from the post I made, I had the title wrong and the post was rejected, but I was given the chance to make amendments to the post and resubmit it. The best part is that the reason your post was rejected is stated clearly, and it is made clear to you what you need to amend in order to get your post approved and accepted. Very cool indeed, especially for careless people like me.

So if you’re out to make a profit from your blog, what more are you waiting for? Hurry up and head over to www.payperpost.com right now and register yourself an account and start posting!! Then just watch as the money rolls in to your Pay Pal or bank account. Earn by having ads on blogs.

Bubble trouble

Bubble trouble, originally uploaded by Seraphangel.

Rain drops hitting the ground creating those little bubbles, managed to catch one bursting up.

In The Rain

In The Rain, originally uploaded by Seraphangel.

The gate lights of my house, wanted to catch the rain drops and water effects. you can see the rain drops hitting the pillar, some even hit each other in mid air.

Splish splash

Splish splash, originally uploaded by Seraphangel.

Rain drops falling on the car windscreen, creating quite a nice pattern, looks a bit like an oil painting.

A ray of hope

A ray of hope, originally uploaded by Seraphangel.

A gloomy day over Penang, but shining through the clouds are rays of light. Kind of giving the feeling of hope to the scene.