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Charged for raping

July 26th, 2007 Posted in Just for Laughs

A couple went fishing at a lake in their boat…
The husband likes fishing…
whilst the wife preferred reading.
After fishing for a few hours the husband decided to take a nap
and so he put his fishing gear in his boat…
The wife however, just continued reading…

All of a sudden, the lake guard approached the couple’s boat and said “Good morning Madam, what might you be doing?”

“Reading!!” she answered, in her heart she thought “are you blind? Can’t you see I’m reading?”

“Well actually you’re in a no fishing zone” the guard said.

“But I’m not fishing!!, I’m just reading”

“However I see that you have the TOOLS for it… so I must bring you to the station for a summon…”

“If you bring me there… I’ll charge you of rape…” the lady bellowed.

“But I’ve never even touched you Madam…!!” the guard answered curiously.

“Yes that’s true… but You have the TOOLS for it.”

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5 Responses to “Charged for raping”

  1. yipguseng Says:

    this looks familiar…isn’t it the english version of ur the Didakwa Merogol?


  2. seraphangel Says:

    haha yeah, since 宝茹 requested for it :D


  3. 宝茹 Says:

    :P

    Thanks again! I am trying to compare the Malay and English version and see if I can grasp a few words. :D


  4. kaklong Says:

    hahahahha..this one is funny. the lady knows how to reply ^_^


  5. seraphangel Says:

    haha yeah, totally nothing to say.


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