Having a rough day at work? Workload just keeps piling up endlessly with no hope of finishing even till the day you retire? Well then relax and take a break, and watch this video, I bet you’ll be feeling FANTASTIC after watching. It’s a real stress reliever, trust me 
Now let’s see what kind of fruity personality you have, simply follow the following instructions and don’t peek at the answers before hand or it will spoil the test.
Which fruit would you pick first if you were handed the following:
1. Orange
2. Apple
3. Banana
4. Coconut
5. Pineapple
6. Papaya
7. Mango
8. Cherry
9. Black Grapes
10. Peach
11. Custard Apple
12. Pear
Ok, so what would you do if you entered a booth like this? Would you tear it down and look for the person talking to you? Or just follow the instructions and look stupid?
Now that it’s all said and done,
I can’t believe you were the one
To build me up and tear me down,
Like an old abandoned house.
What you said when you left
Just left me cold and out of breath.
I fell too far, was in way too deep.
Guess I let you get the best of me.
Well, I never saw it coming.
And I should’ve started running
A long, long time ago.
And I never thought I’d doubt you,
I’m better off without you
More than you, more than you know.
I’m slowly getting closure.
I guess it’s really over.
I’m finally getting better.
And now I’m picking up the pieces.
From spending all of these years
Putting my heart back together.
‘Cause the day I thought I’d never get through,
I got over you.
You took a hammer to these walls,
Dragged the memories down the hall,
Packed your bags and walked away.
There was nothing I could say.
And when you slammed the front door shut,
A lot of others opened up,
So did my eyes so I could see
That you never were the best for me.
Well, I never saw it coming.
And I should’ve started running
A long, long time ago.
And I never thought I’d doubt you,
I’m better off without you
More than you, more than you know.
I’m slowly getting closure.
I guess it’s really over.
I’m finally getting better.
And now I’m picking up the pieces.
From spending all of these years
Putting my heart back together.
‘Cause the day I thought I’d never get through,
I got over you.
Well, I never saw it coming.
And I should’ve started running
A long, long time ago.
And I never thought I’d doubt you,
I’m better off without you
More than you, more than you know.
Well, I never saw it coming.
And I should’ve started running
A long, long time ago.
And I never thought I’d doubt you,
I’m better off without you
More than you, more than you know.
I’m slowly getting closure.
I guess it’s really over.
I’m finally getting better.
And now I’m picking up the pieces.
From spending all of these years
Putting my heart back together.
Well I’m putting my heart back together,
‘Cause I got over you.
Well I got over you.
I got over you.
‘Cause the day I thought I’d never get through,
I got over you.
I believe this song is a sequel to the previously infamous song Negarakuku. Namewee’s back and kicking!
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Recently, when I went to McDonald’s I saw on the menu that you could
have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half
dozen nuggets. “We don’t have half dozen nuggets,” said the teenager
at the counter. “You don’t?” I replied. “We only have six, nine, or
twelve,” was the reply. “So I can’t order half dozen nuggets, but I
can order six?” “That’s right.” So I shook my head and ordered six
McNuggets
TWO
I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the
lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up
one of those “dividers” that they keep by the cash register and placed
it between our things so they wouldn’t get mixed. After the girl had
scanned all of my items, she picked up the ” divider”, looking it all
over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code
she said to me, “Do you know how much this is?” I said to her “I’ve
changed my mind; I don’t think I’ll buy that today.” She said “OK,”
and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had
just happened.
THREE
A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive
and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was
doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking
for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM “thingy.”
FOUR
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. “Do you
need some help?” I asked. She replied, “I knew I should have replaced
the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can’t get into my car.
Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have
a battery to fit this?” “Hmmm, I don ‘t know. Do you have an alarm,
too?” I asked. “No, just this remote thingy,” she answered, handing it
and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the
door, I replied, “Why don’t you drive over there and check about the
batteries. It’s a long walk.”
FIVE
Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day
she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, “I’m almost out of
typing paper. What do I do?” “Just use copier machine paper,” the
secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining
blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make
five “blank” copies.
SIX
I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was
towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of
repair and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in
“Twister.” I asked the manager what had happened. He told me that the
driver had set the “cruise control” and then went in the back to make
a sandwich.
SEVEN
My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office
of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have
problems with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in
one of the branch banks who had this question: “I’ve got smoke coming
from the back of my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?”
EIGHT
Police in Radnor, Pa. interrogated a suspect by placing a metal
colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy
machine. The message “He’s lying” was placed in the copier, and police
pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn’t
telling the truth. Believing the “lie detector” was working, the
suspect confessed.
NINE
A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to
take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was eating ants. The
dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and it should be
fine… The mother says, I just gave him some ant killer…..
Dispatcher: Rush him in to emergency room!
Life is tough…
It’s tougher if you’re stupid
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