Rough little Indian Boys
A really funny song related to our recent demonstration, listen and I assure you will laugh out loud 
Last But Not So Last
Pak Lah : This is the last meeting we are going to have before I make my decision on who our candidates are. First of all, I would like to thank Keng Yaik and Affendi for voluntarily backing out. You are truly gentlemen. Anyone else wants to back out? Think of the party, not of yourself.
Najib : I think Samy should back out la.
Samy : Apa pasai? Why you think I should back out? Why not you?
Najib : You are a liability to MIC and BN la Samy, accept it la.
Samy : What do you mean liability? Give me proof?
Hisham : Ayo Samy, our intelligence report say, we will lose almost 100% of Indian votes if you still lead MIC. If you get lost, maybe we can bring it down to 60%.
Samy : Pakla, don’t listen to this two young punks la. Let me read this report just sent to me. After extensive intelligence gathering, we find that 20% of the Indians hated Samy Velu. Ha, only 20% la, where got 100%?
Nazri : Hey Samy I also got the same report la. Why don’t you continue?
Samy : Okay, I’ll continue, 40% cannot stand to see his face and 35% will kill him if they were to meet him. 5% believe that he is a good leader. Ha, I still got 5% what?
Pak Lah : Come on la Samy, you’ve been around for a long time already; you have made your money. You are even richer than me, so back out la. Think of the party la Samy.
Samy : Yes, I am richer than you but Najib, 2 deals only is already richer than me, why not ask him also to go? His submarine and Sukhoi and Altantunya also make him a liability what.
Pak Lah : I know that one, but he is from UMNO, that is the difference. The Malays will accept corrupt Malay leaders, as long as they potong, its okay.
Samy : Oh, kalu chunik potong kalu, berapa banyak rasuah pun takpa ka? Mana adil ini macam Pakla?
Najib : That is the way it is in this country Samy. We all from UMNO got immunity, you people, tadak potong punya, don’t.
Samy : No, saya akan tetap bertanding.
Kayveas : Adei Samy, listen to them la, what they say is true la. Don’t talk about justice all la, as if you are concerned about justice. This is not the place to be talking about justice la old man. We want to win. If that means you will be dropped then so be it.
Samy : Dei Kayveas, you just shut up la. You budak lagi la, you apa tau? What you want to be champions of the Indians ka? If I am forced to back out, I make sure you go down with me. Hey, Mahathir also cannot force me out la.
Kayveas : Tengok Pakla, tadak guna punya Hindu. Think of himself only. Just shoot him la Pakla, don’t give chance. Najib, itu C4 lagi ada ka? Mari kita sekarang taroh itu C4 sama dia. Cilaka punya orang.
Keng Yaik : Samy ah, enough la. So long already you in the cabinet. You want to stay until you die ka? What you think they will bury you in the Makam Pahlawan ka? Every time people curse you la. Now even your own race cannot
stand you, give up la Samy. Come join me la. We all retire. After all, we are not sure if we are going to win this time around. BN also not sure going to win or not.
Pak Lah : What are you talking about Kheng Yaik? Why you say like that? Lu jaga lu punya mulut ah Apek.
Keng Yaik : No la Pak Lah, If everyone wants to deny us 2/3 majority, then all of them would not vote us la. We may lose more than just 1/3 la. Haiya, that one also cannot see ah?
Pak Lah : Maybe the Chinese or Indians la Keng Yaik, not the Malays la. The Malays love UMNO.
Keng Yaik : Are you sure ah Pak Lah? Now even the Chinese and Indians are willing to vote PAS if it is the only opposition available to them, don’t you think that there would be Malays willing to vote DAP? Don’t be foolish la Pak Lah. Until now still cannot get Kelantan despite all the dirty tricks. Who are majority voters in Kelantan? Malys la, some more what.
Pak Lah : Betoi ka dia kata tu Najib?
Najib : Jangan dengar cakap orang tua penyembur tu la Pak lah. Orang Melayu takkan lupa UMNO punya. Orang Melayu rela mati untuk UMNO
Nazri : Ntah la, ada lojik jugak cakap Keng Yaik tu. Memang la orang Melayu rela mati untuk UMNO tapi rela ka dia mati untuk kita?
Pak Lah : Apa yang orang Melayu tak puaih hati lagi dengan kita? Kita bagi macam-macam kat depa, apa lagi dia mau?
Kah Ting : Lu mau tau ka? Dia olang tengok sumua itu UMNO punya olang besar manyak kaya. Bikin lumah banyak besar. Keleta 4, 5, sumua mahal-mahal punya. Dulu punya Melayu punya UMNO punya olang tak buat itu macam. Kalau dia kaya pun, dia tak tunjuk sama olang. Sekalang punya UMNO punya olang manyak sombong oh. Dia kaya, dia selalu tunjuk. Dia tak takot punya. Itu olang Melayu biasa tak suka la ini macam punya sombong punya olang.
Nazri : Apa, salah ka dia beli rumah besar dan kereta besar? Apa orang Cina saja ka buleh beli rumah besar. Pak Lah, letak Kah Ting kat Tanjong tengok. Jom kita tengok orang Cina suka kat dia ka tak?
Keng Yaik : Tak salah, tapi baru 2, 3 hari jadi menteri sudah kaya ka? Dia punya gaji berapa? Dulu jaga gate keretapi sekarang boleh bikin Istana, orang tak heran ka la Pak Lah? Your weakness ah, is that you think the Malays are stupid. They are not la Pak Lah. Many have opened their eyes la. Many are not ignorant anymore.
Pak Lah : Alah, kalau kalah pun, kalah sikit saja.
Keng Yaik : Sorry ha Pak Lah if I say something. You have been sleeping too much, you have lost touch with reality.
Pak Lah : I think ah Keng Yaik, you don’t resign la. This year you stand in Permatang Pauh, mau ka?
Samy : Pak Lah, saya macam mana?
Pak Lah : Meeting adjourn la, semua balik dulu. Saya mengantok ni. Nanti lain kali la.
Economics 101; The Cow factor
SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows, so you give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.
NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called ‘Cowkimon’ and market it
worldwide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are. You decide to have lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows because you’re sobering up and open another bottle of vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5,000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them.
A CHINA CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship them
A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. Both are mad.
IRAQI CORPORATION: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No-one believes you, so they bomb you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy….
MALAYSIAN BUMIPUTRAISM: You have two cows, the State takes one and gives it to your bumiputra neighbour. From the milk you sell from the remaining cow you buy a bull and mulitply your herd. The State take 30 per cent of your
herd as it grows and give them to your bumiputra neigbour. Your bumiputra neighbour has a kenduri each time they receive a cow.
UMNOPUTRAISM: The State takes 30 per cent of your herd and parks them in Switzerland in the name of some UMNO official or close relatives, friends and sons-in-law.
MALAYSIAN GOVERNMENT LINKED OR BUMIPUTRA CORPORATION: You have two cows. You employ mainly bumiputras to milk them. But both cows have been sent to the kenduri, so the State gives you more cows and write off the losses of the first two. After several kenduris later, you invite an American or German Corporation to turnaround the losses. The Japanese have however already taken their two original cows back home to Japan .
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.
ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an
intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public buys your bull.
Shaken
Just a few hours earlier, at around 4:30pm I suddenly felt dizzy while reading a document in the office, which I thought was some side effect of the medication I just ate, but the next moment my colleague came up to me and asked “Did you feel the building shaking?”, my reaction was “Huh? Really”, then after some thought I realized that’s why I suddenly felt dizzy, it wasn’t my problem it was the building!
In moments we were all asked to leave the building for safety purposes, and apparently the tremor was quite strong as some of my other colleagues were shaken up, for me, I guess the tremor was absorbed straight into my body which shook my head up, causing a strong dizziness. Later it was revealed that there was an earthquake scaling 7.5 on the Richter scale in Banda Acheh about an hour before it hit our shores. I was thinking if we could feel it quite strongly over here, which is like some 500km away from the quake, the situation at the location of the quake would be devastating, heck I might not be able to write about it right now either.
Well it’s been some years since we last felt a tremor, guess this is good to remind us of how lucky we are in Malaysia, which is free of virtually all the devastating natural disasters, except for floods that is, which can get quite bad around certain parts of the country. Let’s all pray that the people over at Banda Acheh are safe and that casualties are low this time round, and thank God that we are all safe over here in Malaysia!
Tags: lifeAn eggy tactic
Yet another case of road robbery, only this time the thugs get creative, and it involves eggs! Oh the things they’d do to make our lives on the road that much more unsettling, and yeah you read right, EGGS!! Read on to find out more. The below story is quoted from a forwarded mail to me.
The latest tactic used by robbers to stop you while driving and to rob, rape or slash you has come to my attention after a friend of mine was trapped in this situation.
LATEST CASE
My good friend was driving along Kesas Highway with his wife just after Plaza Tol Puchong towards Kajang last Sunday 23rd December at around 11 pm after attending a dinner function at his relative’s house in Bandar Sunway.
Suddenly, a motorbike overtook them and the pillion rider threw 2 eggs towards his car windscreen. Within seconds, his whole windscreen was smeared with the messy broken eggs. His immediate reflex action was to turn on the windscreen wipers which quickly covered the whole surface and blurred his vision.
So he immediately slowed his car and brought it to a halt along the emergency lane. Then he got out of his car and was trying to wipe and wash the windscreen while his wife was seated inside the car. All of a sudden a Proton Satria stopped behind his car and 3 guys came running towards him with Samurai swords screaming at him to surrender his car and wallet.
Luckily my friend, who is attached to the police CID, managed to pull his gun out and fire two warning shots in the air. The 3 guys ran helter skelter back into their car and drove off at a very high speed.
He called up for assistance and was told the getaway car had a false number plate. Apparently, this tactic has been used quite often in the latest string of road side robberies especially with lady drivers or men driving alone or with women and small children. So please, should you encounter such a situation, REMEMBER to make sure
1) Not to turn on your car windscreen wipers.
2) Continue driving, with whatever available vision, to the nearest petrol station, police station, 7 Eleven store or any other crowded or brightly lit place to attract attention.
Please forward this information to friends and family members.
Be Safe
Just amazing eh, so much more creative than just go up to your gun guns blazing, guess when the world gets tougher, the thugs need to get more creative, and where the hell did they get Samurai Swords? Hmm…
Anyway, be careful on the road, and hope non of us will run into such cases!
Tags: informationDress Code for 14 Feb
Blue- Free
Green- Waiting
Orange- Going to propose
Pink- Accepted proposal
Black- Rejected proposal
White- Already booked
Yellow- Broke up
Grey- Not interested
Red- Leave me alone….
What color are you wearing today?
Tags: informationStreet Fighter IV
After a long hibernation period for Street Fighter and for the matter of fact, for 2D fighting games, here comes Street Figher IV! Yes that’s right, the fighter that started all the 2D fighting madness is back with a new installation after a long hibernation period! It’s looking good so far, the graphics are 3D with a nice hand painted shading applied to the characters, thankfully the gameplay stays true to it’s predecessors by being 2D, some games are just better of being played in 2D and Street Fighter is one of them!
Look out King of Fighters, your big bro is back with a big hitter and it looks darn cool. I’m sure Playmore will be coming up with a new KOF title soon to counter Capcom’s efforts. The better for us gamers!!
Below is a teaser video of this highly anticipated game, enjoy!
Problematic drivers
Driving on the road can be a challenge at times, and a test of patience as well. I’m sure those of you who drive everyday will know what I mean.
I’ve met some ‘interesting’ drivers on the road, some are just plain irritating, others however are nearing idiocy. Below are the few types of drivers I’ve encountered:
- The slow driver who is either afraid of speed or don’t know what the accelerator pedal is for and will just drive at speeds of 20-40km/h even when there’s absolutely no other vehicles in front.
- The sleeping beauty at the traffic light who probably has fallen asleep while the light is red or has reaction times of a slug that takes forever to get the line moving when the light turns green. Even worse is they only start to move when the light turns amber to red.
- The lost driver who does not even know which lane to take and either stays in the middle of two lanes, or takes the inner lane then cuts in and out trying to cause accidents.
- The snail at the curb driver who turns at junctions at a slug’s pace and causes jams or the opportunity to turn to be lost to other unfortunate drivers behind them.
- The idiot overtaker who will stop at nothing to overtake you even though it will get them to their destination no faster as the front is all jammed up!
I suppose there are still lots of other types of drivers around, do share your experiences with such ‘interesting’ drivers!
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