The mom song
Mom’s out there can learn this special song and sing it to your children 
Kids, has your mom sang you this song before?
Dead Fantasy 2
Alright, after a long wait, Dead Fantasy 2 is finally out! The continuation of the clash between famous, pretty and busty (well maybe not all of them) female game characters brings fighting to the next level as Tifa joins the fray with her superb fist skills! For those who missed the first part might want to watch it as well here. Enjoy!Final Fantasy, Dead or Alive, fighting, animation, 3D, CG
Superman’s son Batman
This story is a about a guy who goes to a police station to make a
report
and here is the starting of the story
Man: " Hi sir, I would like to complain about one of your police
officer, who have assaulted me at the cafe."
Sergeant: " Can I have your name pls?"
Man: "Batman"
A quick laugh for 5 mins
A quick laugh for 5 mins
Teacher : History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student : Please teacher, I don’t think I want to study history.
Teacher : Why?
Student : There is no future in it.
Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted : $10.
Teacher : You don’t know maths.
Ted : You don’t know my father!
Mother : David, come here.
David : Yes, mum?
Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David : But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother : I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.
Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father : So?
Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can’t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were
watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of
breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter : It’s mummy!
Father : How do you know?
Daughter : She didn’t say anything.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love
Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born
Waiter: I’ve stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog’s leg.
Customer: Don’t tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.
Teacher : Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did u copy his?
Simon : No, teacher, it’s the same dog!
Father : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son : That’s why I say she’s no good!
Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student: " Singapore , Sir.."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."
A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between ‘unlawful’ and ‘illegal’?" Only one hand shot up. "Ok, answer, Joan" said the teacher. "’unlawful’ is when u do something the law doesn’t allow and ‘illegal’ is a sick eagle."
Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad’s then."
Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."
A boy came home from school with his exam results.
"What did u get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the boy.
"What do u mean ‘under water’?"
"They are all below ‘C’ (sea) level"
Nuffnang Pajama Party - Fun & Games
Nuffnang’s one year old birthday bash was full of fun and games, it would be best to let the photos illustrate all the colors and joy instead of boring text. So here you go, all the fun shots from the party!
Tim and Ming starting off the party
Desmond from Chipster says a few words
Patricia from Panasonic put on stage by emcee Liang
Local artiste, Liang livening up the eventas the emcee of the night
Tim being raided of his smelly bolster
Taking a whiff of Ming’s socks won this guy a prize
Kennysia and the Malaysian Dreamgirl finalists
Do I qualify to be a Malaysian Dreamgirl?
Nurse and Class Monitor on duty
Nurse giving back therapy to a ‘patient’
Our maid plays games with her guest
Chipster girl showing the girls how it should be done
Who says guys can’t model?
Beauties and the Beast
Do I look good in this pose?
The ‘Fathers’ of Nuffnang celebrating their baby’s first year
Colours and action
For more photos head on over to my gallery.
Tags: EventsNuffnang Pajamas Party!!
Alright, seeing that so many people have already posted something about this great party, I would like to post something up first as well, no pics for this post though as they’re still sitting on my memory card, hardly had any time to do anything as I only arrived back in Penang at 10pm last night. I’ll try to get the photos done by tomorrow, but anyway, about the party.
It was a wonderful and exciting party, with good food, music, games, and girls to feast your eyes on, not sure if the gals would agree if I said there were equally as many hunks to feast their eyes on but I’ll say it anyway, oops, I just said it 
So you see, it’s a ‘fair’ world afterall (somewhat)
I’d like to congratulate Nuffnang on a nicely organized event, and of course Chipster for sponsoring and making it possible, and of course for the wonderful Macbook that I won, you made my dream of owning a laptop and a mac come true
Alright, that’s it for this pre post, more on the party when I have the photos ready Please stay tuned.
Dawn of a New Age
The Malaysian elections has ended, results are out, and the outcome is just beyond expectations! 5 states have received favor from the opposition, which includes Penang, Selangor, Kelantan,, Kedah and Perak. The impact of this round’s elections is no doubt huge, even affecting the Malaysian Stock Market!
What lies ahead for Malaysia will be revealed soon as the respective Chief Ministers are sworn in and the new government is formed! Penang has already made their first step when the new CM Lim Guan Eng announced waivers for summonses involving hawker licences and parking offences issued before March 11. Lim also promised that open tenders will be held for all state government procurement and contracts, adding that an online portal will be set up where information on tender bids would be posted for all to see.
Elsewhere in PAS led Kedah, changes may or may not be favourable to the people as hotels and entertainment outlets are already making “adjustments” they deem necessary to suit the unprecedented political environment here. Will the state take on a Muslim oriented ‘makeover’? Some Chinese traders are confident that nothing much will be changed.
Whatever the changes may be, it will be something fresh to look forward to, let’s hope the wisemen of our country have learned something from this election, and start doing more RIGHT and give the people a better life! Let’s hope Malaysia Boleh! this time round!
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