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October 11th, 2008 | 2 Comments | Posted in Fun and Creative

Urine
During an hour’s swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.

Penis
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc)

Pubic Hair
An average person’s yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

Bug
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

Masturbation
Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Masturbation
Annually you will shake hands with 36 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Dirty Linen
In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.

Cold Sore
At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

Fart
Daily you will breathe in 1 liter of other peoples’ anal gases.

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Funny signs

April 29th, 2008 | 8 Comments | Posted in Fun and Creative

Have you ever thought that the road signs along the streets are boring and uninspiring? Check out these signs, they’re sure to inspire you and possibly give you a good laugh at the same time. Enjoy!


No grabbing


No hookers


No thongs unless dropped on the floor


No crapping along the road


Pee and be snipped


No ‘cross breeding’


No farting


No baby dumping


STOP! (literally)


Different speed limits for men and women?

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Wonderful food creations

April 17th, 2008 | 12 Comments | Posted in Fun and Creative

Food to many of us is a necessity for sustenance, or perhaps just a joy for the many different and wonderful tastes. However, if you give food to an artist, you’d be amazed at what they can do with it, see the below creations and forever change your view of that orange in your hands.


Wonderful Creations
Cradling the baby

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An eggy home

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Looking green

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The shepherd

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Bite me

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Laborious

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Solitary strings

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Royal dolphin

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Suicide

Wonderful Creations
Metamorphosis

Wonderful Creations
Swimmer

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Lady Tree

April 8th, 2008 | 7 Comments | Posted in Fun and Creative

I received this in my email and found it rather interesting should it be true, a tree that grows lady shaped fruit, or whatever it is. Have a look at the following photos, though I’m pretty sure it’s a hoax it’s still interesting to revel in

lady tree

lady tree

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Creative Ads

April 2nd, 2008 | 17 Comments | Posted in Fun and Creative

Bored of the mundane looking banner advertisements you see everyday? I know I am, but there are some creative ads that pop up every now and then, have a look at the following ads:

body odour
Body odour anyone? This ad was placed on the sliding doors of supermarkets in Mumbai , India that depicts people moving away if from you have body odour.

super charged
A creative take by Duracell batteries in Malaysia showing a high voltage box being powered by Duracell batteries.

wet floor
An ambient exercise to promote Eatalica burgers. A ‘Caution - Wet Floor’ board was placed near an Eatalica burger signboard. The copy on the board reads, ‘Oogling at the burger may involuntarily cause drooling, which may in turn lead to a wet floor. Issued for your safety by the management of Eatalica Restaurant’. (Eatalica is an American-Italian food joint in Chennai , India. These burgers must be superlicious!

clothes
Huge mirrors were built to allow passers-by to stop by and ‘try’ out individual clothing in a shopping mall.

headlights
Stickers were placed in selected car park locations and car workshops where M-Tech Plasma HID lights are sold in Malaysia. It delivers the message that these headlights are 300% brighter than regular headlights. The burn-effect sticker from the headlights really leaves an impression.

dumbbells
In another creative idea by The Fitness Company, ‘dumbbells’ were placed at various subways in New York City, which create an illusion that the person holding the safety bar is doing weights.

yoga
A very cost-effective advertisement in Hong Kong for a yoga school showcases the prowess of a yoga practitioner on the flexible stems of drinking straws. Wanna be as flexible as a straw? Join Yoga today!

mini cooper
A creative ad by Mini Cooper placed at the Zurich , Switzerland train station, shows people climbing into or out of the car,
when they are actually entering or exiting stairs.

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Line Rider

September 29th, 2006 | No Comments | Posted in Chronicles

If you thought sleighing was fun, wait till you go line riding on Line Rider! Set the course for your poor harless line rider and then let him at it at the path you have laden for him to ride on. Will he survive? do amazing stunts? or just crash and burn? It’s all up to your creative drawing and plotting of the most fun filled and challenging line. You can make him do stunts like riding on his nose, doing the loop the loop or just trap him in an infinite loop like I did(well not really infinite as he eventually managed to break free and fall to his impending doom. All of this fun and you would think it was on some games website, but no, it’s on devianart of all places, it seems there are more than just art over there. So if you are feeling a little bored and want a little laugh and adventure, just head on over for some line riding fun and action at http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/40255643/. So hang on tight and enjoy the ride!

nose
This is what I call ‘Nosing’, riding the line on the nose of your sleigh, or line rider, or whatever it’s called.

loop1
This is the loop, quite a feat there ol’ line rider pal.

loop2
Another one of those daring loops, whatever you do, don’t look up!

infinity
This is the ‘infinite’ loop, poor line rider just gets hyperactive and keeps jumping around till he gets bored and escapes through the small hole in the wall.

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